Welcome to the psychiatric supermarket

Please browse at your ease

There's lots of medication to choose from

So take what you please

The produced is all labelled

To make your shopping quick

But please choose carefully

Because your label

May Stick

You may find that there's others in the same aisle as you

So if we've run out of your label

Please form an orderly queue

We're making some more as fast as we can

But with current day life styles

We are much in demand

Please don't be greedy

Only take what you need

There's many more

Hungry mouthed diagnosis people to feed

You may bump in to some people that you already know

Your Grandad, your sister or your great auntie Flo

Mental illness is not selective about who it claims

It bears down upon you

Like a cumbersome weight

When you finished your shopping

Please proceed to the till

With your diagnostic labels

So we can give you the bill .